TL;DR: We don’t post Vice articles on our website for a very good reason, so ya just gotta pick up a print edition, or, if you’re not on campus, read the PDF.
Dear Reader,
Once upon a time, I was a wee prospective student considering Wooster, and I was Google-stalking the College, as any diligent young millennial would. Eventually, I was quite deep into the weeds of Wooster’s entire Internet presence, and I found an article on The Wooster Voice’s website about the Fighting Scots’ swim team poisoning their pool with chemicals to which their own swimmers had developed an immunity in order to sabotage their opponents at their home meets. That scared me a little, but, thank heavens, not enough to stop me from enrolling.
It was not until several months into my time at the Voice that I learned, by happenstance, that that article was in fact a Vice article.
And that, kids, is why we don’t put Vice articles online.
For the full Vice experience, you simply must pick up a print edition. But for those who are not on campus, we have posted the PDF of the issue. No matter the format in which you read it, we hope you enjoy reading our annual satirical issue as much as we enjoyed writing it.
Love,
Tristan M. Lopus
Managing Editor