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Bite-Sized Sports, April 1st
MLB FAT GUY SPECTACLE RUINED A ground ball that hit Detroit Tigers third baseman Miguel Cabrera in the face two weeks ago may have ruined a rare spectacle — that of a fat guy throwing across the diamond to another fat guy. Cabrera, who is a noted fat person, moved to third base from…
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Mediocre team makes trade for bad quarterback
New bad quarterback expected to compete with other bad quarterback for starting bad quarterback job Ed Bighead Conglom-O Corp. Emotions are still running high in New York following the Jets’ blockbuster trade that sent two future perennial third stringers for former Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback Tim Tebow. In fact, it’s not a difficult stretch to…
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Congratulations, you can all stop caring now
T-Sizzle Staff Linebacker Following the Wooster men’s basketball team’s regional semifinal loss to Illinois Wesleyan University on March 9, President Grant Cornwell and Athletic Director Keith Beckett made a formal announcement to the student body. “We are sad to see the Fighting Scots bow out of the NCAA Tournament so early after a great season,”…
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Men’s basketball wins 14th NCAC Tournament
Travis Marmon Sports Editor The Wooster Men’s basketball team won its fourth consecutive NCAC Tournament Championship last weekend in Springfield, Ohio, defeating Ohio Wesleyan University on Friday in the semifinal and Denison University on Saturday in the final. On Friday, the second-seeded Scots (24-4, 12-4 NCAC) took on the third-seeded Battling Bishops (20-7, 11-5) in…
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Bite-Sized Sports, 3/2/12
CAMPUS TRACK AND FIELD IN PENTATHALON Four Wooster athletes participated in the NCAC Heptathlon/Pentathlon last weekend at Ohio Wesleyan University. Amy French ’14 finished second in the women’s competition with a combined score of 2,707 points. Jensen Buchanan ’14 and Jocelyn Lion ’15 placed tenth and eleventh respectively, both excelling in the women’s high jump.…
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TRAVIS’ PRO TOUR: Sports media needs to calm down with Lin hype
TRAVIS’ PRO TOUR Travis Marmon Unless you have avoided the media entirely over the past three weeks, you have undoubtedly heard the name Jeremy Lin at least once. Whether I’m watching Sportscenter, CNN or the Daily Show, his name finds a way to appear. The Knicks point guard has become the biggest story in the…
