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90s  major to be offered fall of 2013 Capitalizing off the recent nostalgia trend that has dominated popular culture, the College next year will begin offering a 90s based major. With special focus on such items as Lisa Frank stickers and sitcoms such as “Friends” and “Saved by the Bell,” the College hopes the new…

 Something bad happens somewhere on Earth  As another day passes on this planet, another bad thing has happened. Witnesses were horrified by the sight of the scene, unaware how they can continue with their daily lives. “I just can’t wrap my head around the senseless violence,” said witness Sherry Sweetlove. “Think of the children.” No…

Ian (with Eric) Aww Man!!! On Friday afternoon, Prudence Winslow, a sophomore at the College and member of the Tau Delta Omega sorority, was viciously assaulted by the driver and passengers of a 2010 Ford F150 as she walked down Beall Ave. The targeted attack, committed against Winslow’s now tainted innocence, is just one in…

Gerrick Poizun Staff Writer Wednesday morning, Wooster student Greg Samson woke from troubled dreams, and found himself transformed in bed into a senior with his I.S. unfinished. He lay on his back, thesis incomplete, and if he lifted his head he could see his pale belly, ribcage and belly-button exposed and I.S. still wanting. His…

Thank youWilly from Ice House Kim Possible What’s the Sitch? In a surprising coincidence, all 404 members of the senior class mentioned Willy, an employee at Ice House Liquor Store, in the acknowledgements sections of their Independent Studies. Variations of the message included, “To Willy, without whom I wouldn’t have gotten through the Independent Study…