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Student scans 40-page document at 8:54 a.m.
Tavis Marman Total Cutie In what witnesses described as “a total freshman move” and “beyond inconsiderate,” Stephen Glansburg ’15 scanned a 40-page document in the CoRE at 8:54 a.m. on Monday. One of the two CoRE printers was broken, and as a result a line of more than a dozen disgruntled people formed behind him.…
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This campus is not on fire (yet)
Bas Bos Professor of Law As of today, The College of Wooster has gone five weeks without anything being set on fire. Over the past 35 days, no car batteries mysteriously combusted, no chemical storage closets filled with smoke, no candles lit drapes ablaze, no posters were found singed in dorm hallways and no burning…
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A Narrative of the Captivity and Restoration of a Prospie
Wynaut Smith Used Mirror Coat On March 24, Admissions Tour Guide Kelsey Bridges ’16 unsuccessfully tried to keep her gaggle of prospective students away from the drunken festivities of I.S. Monday. Bridges’s tour group got swept up in the senior parade. “We were walking through Kauke as I explained the amazing student-professor connection at Wooster,”…
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Dean Holmes, Assistant Dean Watson Solve Car Fire Mystery
Arthur Donan Coyle Sir Dean of Student Affairs Kurt Holmes and his Assistant Dean John Watson have reportedly made great strides toward uncovering the perpetrator behind the fiery inferno that engulfed President Cornwell’s car early last semester. Holmes’s shrewd observational skills pointed the way to Professor Moriarty of the Math Department, who evaded capture…
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Student’s televised comments ignite town-gown dispute
Maddi O’Neill News Editor A day after Chadwick Smith ’17 appeared on a CNN youth panel to discuss race relations and the Michael Dunn verdict, a disgruntled email response from a local woman was circulated throughout Wooster, sparking a wave of town-gown controversy. The email, written by Kay Rowekamp, took issue with one of the…
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Drunk driver careens down Beall, flips car
Maddi O’Neill Wyatt Smith News Editors On Thursday, Feb. 20, a drunk driver careened down Beall Ave. and flipped his vehicle after failing to navigate a turn onto E. University St. No one, including driver James D. Wheeler, was hurt. Wheeler, a Wooster local, was arrested at the scene and charged with driving while intoxicated,…
