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Common Grounds to host heavy metal music festival
Travgina Marmuff Cries at The Notebook In an effort to appeal to a wider demographic with its live music performances, Common Grounds will be hosting its first heavy metal festival on Saturday, April 6. While the campus’s chem-free coffeehouse is known primarily for quiet acoustic music on weekends, Gable House Grindfest is sure to bring…
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RA busts students for drinking
Ear Ben Ben Needs Neosporin Narrowly avoiding what would have been the start of a descent into alcoholism, Holden RA Dennis Mayer ’15 wrote up one of his residents for underage alcohol last Monday afternoon. Mayer was walking around his hall following a class when he heard students being exceptionally loud at roughly 2:43 p.m.…
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Student on laptop paying attention in class
Why it matters Thinks he’s in charge On Wednesday morning, Nigel Thornberry ’15 paid attention for an entire class period, despite having his laptop in front of him. Dumbfounded classmates report that Thornberry only used his computer to take notes and didn’t once go online. “My laptop is a good note-taking tool, but paying attention…
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Loser receives mail from home
Mariah is Joyous Maddi’s Resident Yardley Young ’17 found herself the subject of ridicule this past Monday after receiving yet another package from home. The ecstatic freshman, who hails from Columbus, Ohio, opened her mail while onlookers glared. “What a loser,” commented Melanie Edgewood ’15. “Yeah, maybe I don’t really get mail from home, but…
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Humanities major thinks he gets the gist of chem I.S.
Eyeborgs Airing on SyFy Following a brief, five-minute conversation at a party on I.S. Monday, senior English major Tyler Goldschmidt reportedly felt he understood the basic gist of chemistry major Michael Hayes’s I.S. Goldschmidt, who last took chemistry in his junior year of high school where he managed a B-, spent the majority of…
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Cornwell fills arch with his compensation
Press Pressly Press Predator After spending weeks plotting revenge, College President Grant Cornwell decided on a way to get back at students for filling the arch with snow. Cornwell first became upset when he noticed that students who filled the arch were getting more attention than he was. He appeared particularly angry with Jesse…
