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Scot Lanes The last pin was to fall one day. Scot Lanes was to be ripped off from the Wooster map, its alleys torn apart, to make way for the capitalist venture of modification. In its final days, with the $1 cover lifted as it breathed its last, scores of students gathered each evening to…

Brick Stone Truth Seeker Wooster students returning from Spring Break were surprised to discover McGaw Chapel had began its return voyage to its mother planet, Presbyteria. Many had previously noted McGaw’s peculiar architectural features, often jokingly saying that it looked more like a spaceship than a chapel. Only a select few in the physics department…

The success of the Beall Ave. water slide inspired a mock-up of one at Kauke Arch (Photo by Pedro Oilbinoni). Flaky Rings Still Obsessed With Golf After extensive construction work over break, Beall Ave. has been closed from Bornhuetter Hall to Gault Schoolhouse and has been replaced by a water slide. According to Dean of…

Squiggly Liver Another Humanities Major injustices. I’m sure we’ll think of something,” Liver said. The Spew-points Editors are also supportive of the idea of weekly protests. “Hey, if people are protesting, that probably means they’re mad, and it probably means they have something to say, whether in favor of or against the protest,” said Careless…

“Woominati” squirrels reportedly planning revolution after the death of one of their kin in transformer accident last semester Macaroon Corkscrew “I Want Coffee” Security and Protective Services (SPS) installed multiple security cameras on Beall Avenue over spring break as an attempt to prevent harassment and other incidents on the road. The installation was revealed late…

Flaky Rings Obsessive Golf Fanboy Staff at the Lowry Center front desk confirmed that on the morning of March 26, every student at the College received a fish in their mailbox. Peter Mackelmore ’19, who works the morning shift at the desk on Mondays, confirmed that 15 boxes of fish had been delivered to the…