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Global warming ends tradition of filling the arch with snow, replaces with flood
Henry Yours Global Warming Expert Unfortunately, students who were disappointed with the destruction of Scot Lanes have no time to rest their salty tear ducts. Due to recent developments in our planet’s climate, snow (as well as polar bears), has been declared a thing of the past.. The tradition has now been replaced with flooding…
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Bissman RA relieved to be reassigned to actual den of lions
Silly Crashtest Features Ice Queen The stickiness of Bissman Hall’s beer and liquor stained stairwells and floors could not hold down another residential assistant (RA) to stay in the saturated Greek-life dorm. After months of anticipating slipping on vomit that sails past the trash cans in the chapter rooms, Bissman RA Happi Tuleeve ’19 is…
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ResLife offers New reduced Rate option of hammocks
Gargle Barn Local Meme, Local Artist In a move that students have called “innovative,” “quirky” and “horribly short-sighted how can they be this fucking stupid,” the Office of Residence Life has been testing a new, budget housing option for the Class of 2022. Students may choose a “chill” housing option that would take a whopping…
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Senior creates Scott Brown speech generator for I.S.
Triscuit Lopus Specifically, Zesty Flavor Ever wondered what your daily conversations and other verbal interactions would sound like in the signature speaking style of Scott Brown, the Vice President for Student Affairs/Dean of Students? Wonder no more. This year, Riley Watson ’18, an enterprising computer science student, is devoting their Independent Study to harnessing the…
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MENTAL HEALTH AT WOOSTER
This special feature takes an in-depth look at the disconnect between College efforts to address mental health and student perception of the adequacy of those services, as well as the broader campus climate surrounding them. Robyn Newcomb Features Editor “How do we reach you?” asked Wellness Center Director Ray Tucker, speaking to the continuous chasm…
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Student-run phonathon calls Congress regarding DACA repeal
Emily Anderson Contributing Writer On Sept. 5 last year, the Trump administration announced that it was ending the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which provides amnesty for undocumented immigrants in the United States, many of whom came to the country with their parents as children. The termination of this program, as well as…
